I considered writing a very professional, hoity-toity introduction in the third person, then giggled myself into a stupor when I realized how ridiculous it sounded. So not me.

Besides, this is my personal website. I save all the boring serious stuff for my professional site, where I sell some of my photography.

I’m a college student (i.e. I’m broke as a joke) who’s majoring in Spanish literature (i.e. I will stay broke as a joke after graduation). I write in my free time (free time — ha!). Mostly I write fiction that no one will ever read, but it keeps me off the streets, so what the hell.

I live with a cute poet who can’t clean but he lets me hoard shoes and eat chocolate with no guilt, so I’ll keep him around.